It is official! On November 16th, my baby cousin, Felix Carlo Alfeo, was born (I'm not getting into that silly second-cousin nonsense; he is my cousin, the end. Maybe it could be like Star Trek, and he is the Next Generation of cousin).
To celebrate his birth, I'd like to highlight some of the big moments of November 16th and what they might indicate as to who this tiny person will grow up to be:
1) Tiberius, Emperor of Rome is born- From this I think we can deduce that Felix will grow up to be a great conquerer of nations, and probably rule his own country.
2) Walt Disney launched Epcot Center's Experimental Prototype- This child will be worldly. That was always in the cards for him.
3) Alphonse Ardoinse is born- A creole accordian player. This seems completely fitting after Barbara and Nick's babymoon to New Orleans. Maybe they can suggest a different instrument, but we will love him either way.
4) Clark Gable died- Regardless of your views on reincarnation, it seems more than fair that Felix should inherit the world's most stunning mustache.
5) Maggie Gyllenhall- I'm not sure what this means. Will he become very famous and use his fame to highlight important political causes? Will he have great bone structure? Perhaps he will be best friends with Batman, who knows.
6) ABBA began their first tour of Europe- So relevant to being a Greene! He was already well on his way to being a pop dancing super star, and here is his sign. The stars are aligned for this child.
Welcome to the world, baby Felix! Welcome to parenthood, Barbara and Nick!

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