Star Wars

It is my dark and shameful secret: I have never seen all of Star Wars. So starting with IV (because I have it on good authority I have to start in order of their release), I will finally earn the right to use the pop culture references I've only half-understood all these years.

This is the original trailer from 1977, and really, I can't understand why I wasn't more eager to watch these:

"The story of a boy, a girl, and a universe. It's a big sprawling space saga of rebellion and romance."

REBELLION and ROMANCE? Tell me more, George Lucas! A sprawling space saga? I can hardly wait to get to find out how it all ends!